适合七夕单身发的说说

一、我单身，是因为我帅到没有朋友

二、我不怕七夕节一个人过，我怕的是你和别人过。

三、七夕情人节，别人开房，我们开黑。别人对视，我们对线。别人fuck，我们gank。

四、七夕情人节快到了，这是一个悲伤的故事。

五、单身的我与无数的女孩擦肩而过,衣服都擦破了就是没擦出爱的火花

六、黎明前的星光是我对你的企盼，清晨的阳光是我对你的依恋，正午的骄阳是我对你的爱恋，黄昏的夕阳是我对你的想念，一切的光亮都照耀着我们的爱情!

七、七夕，一个人过嘛不孤单不寂寞不会掉眼泪。

八、别人的童话永远都是浪漫的，而我的童话却永远都是凄凉的。

九、七夕情人节，本人低价出租，便宜甩卖!需要的请提前预定!

十、世界上最遥远的距离，就是七夕到了，我们还没在一起。

1、如果你们七夕实在没人要，可以联系我，我认识几个狗贩子。

If you really don't want it, you can contact me. I know several dog dealers.

2、明天是东方情人节，幸好我是南方人。

Tomorrow is Oriental Valentine's day. Fortunately, I'm from the south.

3、提前通知一下：牛郎已被隔离，七夕取消。

Notice in advance: cowherd has been quarantined and cancelled on Chinese Valentine's day.

4、又到了一年一度我和织女见面的时候了，好激动。

It's time for me to meet the weaver girl once a year. I'm so excited.

5、今天七夕，只要我微商加的多，别人的粮就撒不到我碗里。

Today's Chinese Valentine's day, as long as I add more micro business, other people's grain will not be scattered in my bowl.

6、七夕不出意外的话一个人过，出意外的话去医院过。

If there is no accident on the Qixi Festival, I will be alone, if there is an accident, I will go to the hospital.

7、七夕那天抱好你们的玫瑰花，要是哪个刺扎到本公主了，没个三五万起不来。

Hold your roses on the Chinese Valentine's day. If any thorn pierces the princess, there will be no more than 350000.

8、七夕年年都有，单身的我可不常有，预购从速。

Tanabata year after year, single I do not often have, pre order as soon as possible.

9、有需要电灯泡的吗？吃不吃饭不重要，主要是想近距离看看爱情。

Do you need light bulbs? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, the main reason is to see love up close.

10、七夕想和男朋友一起看电影，有合适的男朋友推荐吗？

Tanabata wants to watch a movie with her boyfriend. Is there a suitable boyfriend to recommend?